Oh brother. Not again!

Some networks never learn, do they?

One of the television networks here has revived that tired old chestnut, Big Brother, and I am finding myself asking why? I remember the first season and even watched a couple of the episodes, but got tired of it pretty quickly because I couldn’t really see the entertainment in watching a houseful of people lolling around doing not very much. Season Two was more of the same…and then it started to sink.

What I think continued to attract people to sign up for it though, was the sudden shot at instant fame, after a couple of the contestants from the first two seasons ended up falling into lucrative media careers or slots on the popular soap operas. In rushed the hopeful wannabes and it all went downhill from there. I think it was Season Three or Four were where the narcissists started to appear, along with the sleazy types, and before we could say, oh no, not another season of this tripe, it was wiped.

Viewers were tuning out, rating were seriously dropping and the networks that had aired it sensibly decided not to air it again. Good for them! And the insta-fame wannabes moved on to such drivel as Married at First Sight, The Bachelor and it’s trashy spin-offs, and anything else that go their names and faces out there. You’ve probably guessed by now that reality television is not a favourite of mine.

But anyway, one of the networks has decided to revive Big Brother once again, but seriously, I think they’re flogging a dead horse. After the sleaziest of seasons (I forget which one) where viewers actually complained about the overtly trashy sexual behaviour of some of the contestants, it was cleaned up. The next one though was so sanitised that even the most diehard fans of the show stopped watching because they were bored! So what does that tell you? There doesn’t appear to be a middle ground with this show; it’s either too explicitly trashy or it’s too bland, with no in between. People don’t want to see smut, but on the other hand they do?

And that’s the problem with Big Brother. Put a couple of dozen people of mixed sexes, who don’t know each other from a bar of soap, in a house with a large share bathroom, in dormitory style sleeping quarters where strangers will share  beds and then give them little else to do, they will soon find their own ways to amuse themselves, and more often than not they will do so at the expense of each other. There will be pettiness, there will be jealousy, there will be bitchiness and eventually there will be downright nastiness.

Okay. so that is sort of the name of the game. Break down all the normal social structures they are used to and air the fallout nationally and this is supposed to be entertaining? Some may still think so, but the number of viewers tuning out of the last couple of seasons should have been the red flag for the makers of this season and the network that opted to show it this time around. Perhaps shouldn’t have because I think it’s going to flop.

But guaranteed every one of those housemates signed themselves up with an agent, to manage their new online social media “careers” as soon as they heard they were Big Brother bound, because that’s what they all do now. Reality TV has become a launchpad for fame-hungry unknowns hoping to become a name and a face off the back of their (often embarrassing) “big break” in reality TV. It has absolutely nothing to do with talent and they won’t automatically become household names (well okay, maybe briefly) no matter how badly they behave in front of the cameras.  But they will try.

I won’t bother watching this latest effort to revive Big Brother, despite the promo promising something different this time around (it won’t be) because I’m not into utterly self-focused people behaving badly. I have a feeling not many others will be either. It had its fifteen minutes years ago.

It’s over.

Do Networks Never Learn?

Not long ago I saw an ad on television promoting the return, next year, of the has-been reality TV series, Big Brother and I had to ask…do networks never learn from past experience? I am guessing not if they are planning to revive this one.

I think the first series did reasonably well because it hadn’t been done before and viewers were curious. They also got in on the voting out thingy and some of the more popular housemates went on to bigger and better in TV land once it was all over, and that’s probably where it started to go downhill.

Wannabe starlets (male and female) saw the Big Brother series as a springboard to fame and celebrity (as they do with reality TV full stop) and so applications to be part of the following seasons began coming in from the narcissists and the talentless in the hope that media stardom would land in their lap too and, inevitably, the context of the show went from mildly entertaining, to same old same as, to tasteless, until it finally bottomed-out at crude and offensive. It was at this point that the television station airing it at the time wisely decided that it wouldn’t be airing it again.

Yet here we are. Again. Okay, so it’s on a different network but guaranteed that other than the change in station, nothing else will have changed at all. And this is the problem with reality television. The Internet is overflowing with talentless individuals who believe they are the whole package and I suspect many of them will be making a beeline to the auditions  for this resurrection because they will view the experience as great exposure in their relentless pursuit of instant fame and fortune.

The thing is, there are a lot of hopefuls out there who have studied for the degrees and worked themselves ragged to make their way in the media world, be it television, online or the print media. They have the goods but are often sidelined by a reality “star” who gets the role, sans skills, degrees or working experience, because they look nice onscreen and/or were popular with those who sat through whichever mind-numbing reality rubbish they appeared in, and that is really wrong. But it happens and that’s why casting for Big Brother 2020 will be flooded with applicants hoping to up their Instagram profiles and/or get their names and faces out there to the people that count. Instant fame, easy money.

Except the shows they are appearing on are not very challenging, intellectually. On the other hand though, I suppose they don’t need to be, as many of today’s media jobs, especially television roles, just want you to look good. You don’t need a good head on your shoulders, just a pretty one.

But Big Brother 2020? That is scraping the bottom of the barrel and it was scrapped for a reason. It degenerated each season, with the time slots getting later and later as the content and behaviour of the housemates sunk to sleazier levels until it finally bit the dust. Then it had a banal revival that was short-lived and after that, it looked like networks finally saw the light and shelved it permanently. Best move they ever made.

Except now it looks like it’s coming back for another stab at popularity and of all they rubbish they could have revived, they chose the rubbish-est. Are they kidding or what?

Giving this one a Big Miss.